nayner

I don't know why I have this thing.
I'm not very interesting or funny.
I'm also a little self-centered.
I, I, I.
wehaditall:

nathanieljames:

“YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!”
You know, to be honest, I don’t know whether to give you props or apologize if you know what movie this is from.

apologize, definitely ;)

I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

wehaditall:

nathanieljames:

“YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!”

You know, to be honest, I don’t know whether to give you props or apologize if you know what movie this is from.

apologize, definitely ;)

I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

irony:

A Trojan vibrator commercial during Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.

gunstreetgirl:

There is no way I could ever possibly describe to anyone how this book makes me feel. It’s too beautiful.
I’m only on page 35. I can tell this one’s going to be a journey of sorts.

I am so glad you’re reading this.

gunstreetgirl:

There is no way I could ever possibly describe to anyone how this book makes me feel. It’s too beautiful.

I’m only on page 35.
I can tell this one’s going to be a journey of sorts.

I am so glad you’re reading this.

itsalwayssunny:

Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!
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KITTEN. MITTENS.

itsalwayssunny:

Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!

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KITTEN. MITTENS.

BEER. CUPCAKES? FUN? YES.

BEER. CUPCAKES? FUN? YES.

gunstreetgirl:

I FOGGED UP HER GLASSES.

WE ARE HOT. AND FUN.

gunstreetgirl:

I FOGGED UP HER GLASSES.

WE ARE HOT. AND FUN.

SYNECDOCHE.

happy birthday?

  • pbr
  • bacon
  • where the wild things are
  • spike jonze
  • dave eggers
  • roscoe
  • wes anderson
  • joose
  • lists

i’m drunk too?

Work at drunk.

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it's crazy how awesome shana is

gunstreetgirl:

seriously, you guys.

she is the best.

that’s really nice of you to say!!

Slow day at the shop

Slow day at the shop